Maybe elderberry <=> elderly? Or would that be stretching things too far?
[Edit]: Tried it for now anyway. Until/unless this localization is rejected without replacement, I guess this one comes out of the LUNATIC Mode pool.
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Well, ain't ya a stranger! Ya a new model?Hmm?It seems she'd eaten some elderberry pie and come over before right going on a sortie...How in the world did this happen...?ughhh...No... I'm Ha-class Destroyer...Th' hecks this?Whoa!?T-Thank you so much......this is what happened.Well...you know that one person of ours? Aircraft Carrier Hime?...and when I blurted that out...
Owargh!?
Ha-class!? You done been crushed into a Roomba!?Whoa!! Something smells seriously elder-y!!Originally punning "scent of curry" and "elderly scent", both pronounced "kareishuu".So she misheard it as "elderly"...With the elderly and elder-y smells, it went fearsomely for me.