HehePft.*Sluuurp*Here are your orders~Eh-
What's with this mood?You looked like a comedian right about to get kicked in the butt.I know you're basically just a dumb kid so you might not understand this, but*Worry* *Worry*why are you talking to me about other girls?Idio-
Don't do that in here.She was probably just trying to wipe her wet hand on your shirt anyway.Don't try to spoil my youthful memories!Were you panicking because you thought I was about to start crying?Ah? Aah! I wasn't thinking that!Please don't sulk.Come on, say "aaah".Ah shit, I've done it again.
I've absolutely no idea why she's acting like she's my girlfriend, but once again my bad habit of stepping on social landmine with pinpoint precision has revealed itself."You're really bad at understanding how others feel, Mejiro-kun."
I've no problem understanding the author's feelings in modern literature though.
check translation on subject of second line"Why must you always be so sarcastic?"
That's just how I am.
check translation on subject of first line