Not being satisfied with a recurring role on The Addams Family, the Thing decided to get major cosmetic surgery and moved to Japan where he effectively disappeared from public view.
I finally got out...Whew...guwa ragowa gakiiiinOooh no! I threw it by mistake...When I could have thrown it away... Now it's cracked and the person inside....I knew it! She came out!Zun...What are you!?