Because sneaking is best done with a bunch of belts and pouches to rub together, buckles to clank into one another, and for some reason big metal rings around the thighs to force to to walk bowlegged lest they clank each time you take a step.
Because sneaking is best done with a bunch of belts and pouches to rub together, buckles to clank into one another, and for some reason big metal rings around the thighs to force to to walk bowlegged lest they clank each time you take a step.
You did it. You found the single design flaw in the metal gear universe. You win.