I'm assuming "JK" is short for 女子高生 instead of "Just Kidding".
By using this formulaWho would understand that!?
Are you really that good at psychoanalyzing Haruhi!?How in the hell is a license like that going to help you get a job!?Mikuru-chan!Ohh, do you mean costume play for Halloween?Play?Bandage play, candle play, or animal play!
Which do you choose!?Where the hell is that girl coming from with this!?How did you suddenly make the connection between that and Halloween!?Bandage Play → Mummy
Candle Play → Jack-O-Lantern
Animal Play → WerewolfOhhhI happen to have a first class licenseIt's not like I'm jealous or anything, so wipe that smug look off your face!
It's pissing me off!And don't call it "Play"!