This really seems like "You're the last person I want to hear that from" pool material.
Also Len, you wanna just build an ark while your at it?
YOU'RE obviously the one who's worked up about this!!!Currently, Ms. Floods* is breaching into the area. Please evacuate immediately.
*At the moment, Thailand is experiencing major floods; there's a nickname for the flood in Thai, and that's what's used here.What!?Did ya hear!? It's gonna flood around here soon!Oh please, don't get so worked up about it.Our house is pretty high up, didn't you know?Water + Emergency Supplies