Oh Patches... Mommy's so proud of you...Don't cry, Ma! Today we're having a party!Aah, Patches, you came today!I promised you I'd be here didn't I, Ma?This cake and this chicken, were bought with my honestly earned money you know?Oooh~I've cleaned up and become a respectable merchant!Where the hell is Patches!?He's put me through so much today...The Most Important Person