Ryu Hayabusa: the only ninja who can't open doors.
The Cosmic Censorship Hypothesis.Come on, let's enjoy the stars' pretty show...Well, the correct answer is Hayabusa. Which means "peregrine falcon".There's such romance in the stars, it's thrilling!Wonders and mysteries unfathomable by human knowledge.ShrsshYou don't say that yourself! It's impossible to follow up on it!Th-...they could long ago! Penguins could fly about 50 meters!No, not you! Now sit down!!When we gaze up at the stars...Yeah, well, there are rabbits on the Moon, so even a penguin could break into the atmosphere!!Penguin!? A penguin making space travel!? Yeah, that'd be awesome, huh!?The Wow! signal.That wouldn't happen...right?Jummmp...things we cannot sense may be gazing back...You mean you weren't just offering me a stream of praise!?In the first place, penguins can't fly!That's enough, now calm down.ShudderrrrrWhat the hell— that's scary!Dark matter.The Praesepe Cluster within the constellation Cancer is said to be a place where the souls of the dead gather.C-cut it out with the spooky mood, please.
Such saintly indifference!The kanji translate as "imperturbable" or "calm and self-possessed", while the ruby kana translate as "saint indifference".