Nobody reads the newspaper in Gensokyo.

Chen: Ran-sama, look, look! I'm the strongest!

Ran: Hoh, how imposing, Chen.

Suika: Oi, your sake's turning into Bloody Mary!

...if she drinks that I'm gonna be sick.

So I see Ran enjoys Bloody Marys.

Ran putting the "blood" into Bloody Mary

memento_mori said:

Chen: Ran-sama, look, look! I'm the strongest!

Ran: Hoh, how imposing, Chen.

Suika: Oi, your sake's turning into Bloody Mary!

Borrowing your translation for the Commentary box. You deserve credit.