That "hammer"... is a squeaky mallet...

Well, I'm kind of expecting someone to make a "your tits are so petty...and tiny" joke.

I don't care what anyone says, I'm making a squeaky_mallet tag.

We have the piko piko hammer tag.

Edit--dat's a mean-looking squeaky mallet there.

ANOTHAAR!!!

Well folks its official marvel has retconned Thor's gender, female Thor is now a reality http://www.theguardian.com/books/2014/jul/15/thor-is-a-woman-in-new-marvel-comicbook-series

iori98 said:

Well folks its official marvel has retconned Thor's gender, female Thor is now a reality http://www.theguardian.com/books/2014/jul/15/thor-is-a-woman-in-new-marvel-comicbook-series

Thanks, Disney.

iori98 said:

Well folks its official marvel has retconned Thor's gender, female Thor is now a reality http://www.theguardian.com/books/2014/jul/15/thor-is-a-woman-in-new-marvel-comicbook-series

You say "retconned", I say "some talentless hack is making yet another AU story", let's call the whole thing off.

Just give it time before that universe is given the infinite crisis treatment.

Many a man and woman both have been given the hammer of Thor. The Guardian is just an alarmist gossip rag that thinks Thor started out as a movie.

dimanoch said:

Many a man and woman both have been given the hammer of Thor. The Guardian is just an alarmist gossip rag that thinks Thor started out as a movie.

There's multiple sources I just chose to use the guardian since it was the first link I saw.

Not to be nitpicky or anything, but Thor has pretended to be a woman before, in order to go find his magical hammer Mjöllnir back.

Ryvian said:

Not to be nitpicky or anything, but Thor has pretended to be a woman before, in order to go find his magical hammer Mjöllnir back.

Oh, and I wonder who put him through that ordeal...

Skribulous said:

Thanks, Disney.

Disney has nothing to do with this.