Someone plz translate Q...Q

Ah, the death count, tis growing.

Looks like Kayneth still hates Diarmuid... even all that...

I love that Sayaka is dragging Kyouko into the picture.
Just like in the anime.

I found them victims of Urobuchi...

WANT MOAR

Translation bump.

Shouldn't this be a pool by now?

Translation please! Love this crossover!

No place can be more welcoming and homely than the "WE'RE DEAD" club.

A translation would be wonderful~ Added to a pool btw.

translation request please

Translated the rest to the best I could, though I'm a bit confused about Kayneth's last line and Tokiomi's line

"生みの親でも育ての親でもなぁい！" could translate to "Neither my birth parents nor my foster parents!" so I'm assuming Kayneth is talking about how his misfortune never began with either of his parents, but I can't tell.

"令呪ないのによくやるね.." could translate to "I did well even without Command Seals..." but I don't know if that's exactly what Tokiomi is saying.