Oh, I just remembered.
You can come into the house tonight if you'd like.Heh, just kidding. To tell you the truth, I was totally just about to throw in the towel.Eh–?
I appreciate the gesture, but—thunkHaving you around has been really helpful. You're a real Tasmanian trooper, Diarmuid. Thanks.It's supposed to be cute.
Hey man, I don't write this stuff.You'll have to sleep in the living room, though.—I have no need for sleep, and I can easily guard you from outside as it is...I am deeply honored!Well, see... that's kind of the problem.I understand...Gay...?At this rate, we run the risk of people calling into the police to report that a man in full-body tights is skulking around the neighborhood.I, Diarmuid O'Dyna, humbly vow to spare neither body nor soul in my devotion...Yes, that's also his name. Look it up, if you'd like. It can also be spelled "Diarmuid Ua Duibhne".I convinced my parents that you're completely harmless by telling them that you're Chitose's relative and that you're gay anyway, so make sure that you've got your story straight, okay?
