there goes another table...

Mokou said:
Everyone! Let's play table tennis!!!

So freaking true. It's been years since the last time I played table tennis, and I suddenly want to play it NOW.

So now it's table tennis minus the table part. Does it make it simply tennis?

unicode said:
So now it's table tennis minus the table part. Does it make it simply tennis?

One without the net and with unfitting paddles and the ball, yeah.

Good thing talking is a free action...

I just realized something, in every sport touhou girls play they always destroy stuff. eg. basketball table tennis and soccer. The only sport that I can think thats remotely safe is Golf. I mean what can possible go wrong?

I imagine the Wilhelm scream when the table explodes XD

Clone394 said:
I just realized something, in every sport touhou girls play they always destroy stuff. eg. basketball table tennis and soccer. The only sport that I can think thats remotely safe is Golf. I mean what can possible go wrong?

Ahem... Pangya Golf off a US Aircraft Carrier (I say US due to certain unique features), just with Touhou girls, wouold turn the thing into a Missile Cruiser (or Nuclear Attack Cruiser, just add Okku). Dangerous not to players, but to planet Earth.
But in that vein, what I'd want to see is Touhou Baseball, sorta in the vein of that Mario Baseball game just Touhou-fied (suppa power'd baseball, imagine Reimu pitching a Yin-Yang orb...). It's not like Japan doesn't care about Baseball, what the Hanshin Tigers and all.

Clone394 said:
I just realized something, in every sport touhou girls play they always destroy stuff. eg. basketball table tennis and soccer. The only sport that I can think thats remotely safe is Golf. I mean what can possible go wrong?

Twenty seconds later Yuugi drives a golf ball through the fuel tank of a passenger airliner.

Clone394 said:
I just realized something, in every sport touhou girls play they always destroy stuff. eg. basketball table tennis and soccer. The only sport that I can think thats remotely safe is Golf. I mean what can possible go wrong?

Well... they do already have the drinking heavily and the hanging out parts down. Then again, I hate to see what'll happen the first time someone hooks a ball into water.

Clone394 said:
I just realized something, in every sport touhou girls play they always destroy stuff. eg. basketball table tennis and soccer. The only sport that I can think thats remotely safe is Golf. I mean what can possible go wrong?

I think I spoke up for Golf next. Though really...I think what would go wrong is a Golf Ball flying and going through the Barrier and killing some poor human on the other side and making news with the report "Man killed by rogue golf ball. Police still looking for source."

Now standing at the gates of Heaven and Hell is this poor guy. Trying to figure out how he ended up being killed by a Golf Ball of all things. Only person to know who hit this rogue ball is Shikieiki....as she was there watching the match.

So...really....yeah what would go wrong?

I'm reminded of Cell destroying the ring in DBZ.

Mokou's eyes look magically inspired! And she's blushing too; apparently, awesome turns her on!

Table tennis is so awesome that commentators just give up.

Now I want a Touhou table tennis game...

Saphyr said:
apparently, awesome turns her on!

Note to self: Find a way to be epically awesome.