Translated. God, I hate that font.

I would say the "Konata's Chest" part is not correct; there's a joke in the show about how her flat chest is a status symbol these days, so it probably means "her flat chest is STATUS~" and not "this is the status of her chest." That's what the grammar seems to indicate, also.

comment #57164
I was considering that possibility, but in the end decided I wasn't sure, and even if I couldn't find the right English to express that. If you want to correct that, by all means you're welcome. And btw, the grammar of the original is IMHO really sloppy, I find it unpleasant to read.

And yet you can't ignore it. For example, こなたアイ really ought to be "Konata Eye" (already discussed on IRC). BTW, now that I look at it, the translation for the bag box seems really off. It should be "A high school girl's secret garden. Doesn't contain textbooks!"

Well, it seems that 葉月 is busy dealing with the border police, so I'm going to have to fix the tl myself.

comment #57170
The grammar police also called, they objected to omitting genitive 's.

comment #57173
It's that way in the original, and it should stay that way. Unless, of course, you're willing to argue that the "Rider Kick" should really be the "Rider's Kick". Then you'd be a bitch.

(That's not a mistake, I'm expecting him to render HTML in his mind.)