Zelinkokitsune said: I wonder how loudly a Geiger Counter would be clicking if we pointed it at that.
As loud as you set the amp. It's the frequency of clicking that matters. As an aside, did you know that an ordinary cell phone camera can be used as a poor man's Geiger? Alpha and Beta particles, and to a lesser extent, Gamma, cause discharge events in the CCD/CMOS that gets picked up as a 1px white flash. If you obscure everything and count the flashes against the perfect black background, you can get the incident dose.