Meakashi said: Whoever put translation_request is a funny person...
Let me try something : "O sadness, o disgrace! I, at the most improper time, am now in complete disarry and thus cannot think rationally, due to my wrecked emtional state! I blame mankind and thee, cursed land, for not providing me with some friends or relatives to have fun on this holy night!" Do you think that's accurate enough?