From the pixiv link, it appears to be "To ask pears of an elm tree". Though I can't say that's definitely the title because I don't know kanji.
What on earth is this smell?What are you doing?Can't you see what I'm doing?What's that? That sounds boring.When there's fishyou fish, of course!Uhh...
Drowning a kite in a well?
...Because you couldn't make the kite fly?