Being JoJo, this out-of-place-long-ass explaination really doesn't feel out of place at all.
The one with which Speedwagon's allies at Ogre Street tried to rip the shirt off my back by stabbing me but then I glanced the blow in my bare hands and pulled it so tight I could have shaved off four of my fingers, after which I threatened to kick them with my log-like leg the moment they tried to twist it, and then he kicked back at me!This knife is...It's this very knife!