When the kaiju attacked humanity banded together, pooled their resources, and made giant war machines to fight them.

But they were expensive as hell so we settled for schoolgirls surfing on missiles.

dragnfly said:

When the kaiju attacked humanity banded together, pooled their resources, and made giant war machines to fight them.

But they were expensive as hell so we settled for schoolgirls surfing on missiles.

Sounds like the setting for a good anime. Someone give this man a medal!