Hmm..I think this may well qualify for the Digging Your Own Grave pool. So long as that pool accepts pictures where the character isn't just using a pansy shovel to dig it, but is going the extra mile and using a goddamn backhoe to do the job.
yup...his digging his own grave...but the fact that his not going out with anybody...but getting shot for feeding another girl...it's not his fault I say...