Because it's Meushi Mattie and Rain. Hurr hurr.

I did NOT draw this. emperpep drew it for my b-day, but he doesn't feel comfortable posting them because of his audience. Download for best quality.

Here's what Pep has to say about it:

"I only draw this for close friends; I won't take this kind of request from other people. If possible, I would appreciate it if this doesn't get spread around much, so my younger Watchers won't see this."