There are times when you want to do it aloneIsn't it better to do it together rather than doing it alone?I know...That voice!If you do it with your purification rod that has a will, that isn't masturbation anymore...It's sex with your purification rod!What the---!!Ahahahaha! By masturbating to death with your purification rod that was turned into a tsukumogami, are you trying to make me laugh like always!?Master!