I don't know how I feel about this one.

Caaaaaalled it. Essentially.

as long a mans penis is not burn and his body melt away this sounds not so bad.

I can't say I'm thrilled about this one. More than likely, I would be avoiding them.

ice golem next?

The translation is rather rough in places but you get the gist of it.

It's one of those 'you'll be trapped with them forever' type monster gals and I wouldn't be too keen on that, personally.

Armok approves of having batshit insane sex with magma.

As these go on, the hoops this guy has to jump through to try to make some kind of metaphor about relationships involving whatever random creature he picked become more and more bizarre. First, the earth-elemental gnomes had some sort of "they love you like tilling soil", and now we're getting into this...

Well, she's still HOT!