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Smile~Is that cake?It's magic, right!?Well, Koakuma being your new weapon was just a joke, though. ——PatchouliI really appreciate it.
Congrats on becoming a Playable Character!!This is absurd.
The cake's also very delicious, Alice.
NaturallyEat them, eat all of them!Fufufu, but I had seen through it all along!!——RemiliaIn any case, thank you for coming all the way down here.
You are welcome!!(Kind of relieved, but also kind of disappointed...)——KoakumaAlice, you're sensitive all over, aren't you?What on earth are you talking about, Patchouli?!Um... Why did I just get verbally sexually harrassed?
Gosh, so that was what it was after all, Patchouli-sama.——SakuyaI'm sure Sakuya-san will be all right, even without a special weapon!!——Meiling