Hi?! What is this?!
This is amazing thing. I wonder, how long you will last?
What part of this is amazing?! Do you really expect this thing to make me feel something?Well, it's your choice to feel or not to feel. And I need to leave for about an hour. Feel free either endure it or enjoy it.
Wait, where are you going?! Get it off me!
You're so noisy, it'd be better to plug your mouth. Let's switch this thing on. See you.