While the brand name NNescio came up with was indeed more amusing, I took the liberty to fix the reference. Sorry to disappoint...
I have to admit, 八X really looked like ハメ there.
ANTIPERSPIRANT
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That being not a half measure?!
HawaaaapomfBring it on, Admiral! Give me the rice!Calm down, Ashigara-san! Seasoning with antiperspirant... Admiral... you really don't stop at half-measures!Antiperspirant deodorant8x4
A parody of the German deodorant brand 8x4, just written in kanji. Image of the actual product here.SoapOne of the available fragrance types.