Right: iroha ordering turning into screaming, with the English alphabet turning into screaming in the translation. Left: くぁwせdrftgyふじこlp, which is basically qwertyuiop-esque nonsense.
Oh, I realise that it's intended to be utter gibberish, but some of them are pretty funny and worthy of searching out. I just feel it could be made easier to do so.
Uwwwaaaahhhhwill end up sinking!both me and this naval base...
Major damage
At-At this rate...✕→✘☓↑ ☆☒xt★d
x×3✖gv←a☐↓↖cy↙
↗c○※f↘X☑✗≈A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U VWaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah