Stellar job, Paracite. You captured Tone's old-timey geezer accent perfectly.
And it's so much fun to write like that, yes indeed!
Left? Right?Either is fine, is it?...Musashi-dono? No, I have heard that such a partner does not need to be present...Eh-hmm... Nipples, yes...That is no good, is it?Why is that?It is necessary for a gentleman to assist?yes...quite...Stamen and Pistil...I am afraid that I am at a loss there.Breathe upon it, yes.In any case, I understand now that the hand of a male is needed to bestow mammaries. But then, whatever should we do henceforth?