glados, aperture science weighted companion cube, curiosity core, cake core, ree, and 1 more (original and 2 more) drawn by shaun_healey

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    Still Alive.

    ..Don't ask. I have no idea.

    You'd have to play Portal to understand. (Or not, this is pretty senseless.) I'd been meaning to do something Portal related forever. XD

    Great, great game. One of the greatest endings ever, to boot.

    Ree is somewhat of a companion cube, she's friendly and always there for you. Lilith on the other hand, well. She'd probably look up to GLaDOS like the psychotic, antagonizing A.I. she never had growing up. So this just had to happen eventually.

    (Oh. And I know that Ree's arms disappear in the second to last image. Sue me. Haha. She had a bad run-in with one of the friendly turrets.)

    Brought about by a conversation between ~Ganondorfthethird and myself. Will probably move to scraps later due to sheer, tragic silliness.

    Ree, Lilith©=Endling

    Weighted Companion Cube, GLaDOS, Cake symbol and partial-lyrics at the bottom© Valve

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    fucduck said:
    this was a triumph...

    I'm making a note here:
    HUGE SUCCESS.
    It's hard to overstate
    my satisfaction.
    Aperture Science
    We do what we must
    because we can.
    For the good of all of us.
    Except the ones who are dead.
    But there's no sense crying
    over every mistake.
    You just keep on trying
    till you run out of cake.
    And the Science gets done.
    And you make a neat gun.
    For the people who are
    still alive.

    I'm not even angry.
    I'm being so sincere right now.
    Even though you broke my heart.
    And killed me.
    And tore me to pieces.
    And threw every piece into a fire.
    As they burned it hurt because
    I was so happy for you!
    Now these points of data
    make a beautiful line.
    And we're out of beta.
    We're releasing on time.
    So I'm GLad. I got burned.
    Think of all the things we learned
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    Go ahead and leave me.
    I think i prefer to stay inside.
    Maybe you'll find someone else
    to help you.
    Maybe Black Mesa...
    THAT WAS A JOKE, HA HA, FAT CHANCE.
    Anyway this cake is great.
    Its so delicious and moist
    look at me still talking when theres science to do
    when i look out there
    it makes me glad i'm not you
    i've experiments to be done
    there is research to be done
    on the people who are
    still alive.

    and believe me i'm am still alive
    i'm doing science and i'm still alive
    i feel fantastic and i'm still alive
    while your dying ill be still alive
    and when your dead i will be still alive
    still alive
    still alive

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