In case you're wondering, this is a barcode system used by cell phones in Japan. Wanna know what it says? Ain't gonna explain much, but here you go:

Girl: お酒を飲んでからプラズマテレビに近づくと死ぬらしいですよ。
Girl: It seems that if you get too close to a plasma TV after drinking alcohol, you die!
Guy: あ～　お腹空いたなぁ
Guy: Ahh, I'm hungry.

Brilliance.

This is like total crap, even worse then l33t.

The artist is cool and draws a lot of boobs.