*Goes on rant, analyzing every part of her body and mind in extreme detail, including, but not limited to, how her serious attitude belies what's beneath, those curves, the cute noises she makes when groped, how she becomes so docile when embraced, delicious loli thighs, the squishiness of her cheeks and her entire body, the way she looks at you with tearful eyes that beg you not to look when you corner her when she's heavily damaged in the docks an-*