>Go to Cafe Amanojaku >Waitress is rude af. Also, she has horns in her head for some reason. Probably cosplay. >Took 3 minutes until she finally noted down my order >15 minutes later my coffee arrives >Lukewarm, too sweet and with milk. >I'm lactose intolerant >"Excuse me, this coffee has milk." >Rude waitress sneers. >"So?" >"W-well, I explicitly asked for no milk." >"Why don't ya speak with the manager then. Don't waste my time, ya shitbag." >Walk into manager's office, pissed af. >I shit you not, manager looks like genderswapped Sephiroth. >"Your waitress has been extremely impolite with me." >She-phiroth brings her hand to her mouth. >"Yes she was." >"A-and she got my order all wrong." >"Yes she did." >"I'm lactose intolerant, and for that reason I asked for my coffee without milk." >"Yes you did." >I stand there awkwardly, suddenly with no reason to complain. >"W-well, I-i-i'll definitely give this cafe a bad review on the internet, just you see!" >"Sure you will." >Leave the cafe >Shit my pants on my way home because of lactose.
>Go to Cafe Amanojaku >Waitress is rude af. Also, she has horns in her head for some reason. Probably cosplay. >Took 3 minutes until she finally noted down my order >15 minutes later my coffee arrives >Lukewarm, too sweet and with milk. >I'm lactose intolerant >"Excuse me, this coffee has milk." >Rude waitress sneers. >"So?" >"W-well, I explicitly asked for no milk." >"Why don't ya speak with the manager then. Don't waste my time, ya shitbag." >Walk into manager's office, pissed af. >I shit you not, manager looks like genderswapped Sephiroth. >"Your waitress has been extremely impolite with me." >She-phiroth brings her hand to her mouth. >"Yes she was." >"A-and she got my order all wrong." >"Yes she did." >"I'm lactose intolerant, and for that reason I asked for my coffee without milk." >"Yes you did." >I stand there awkwardly, suddenly with no reason to complain. >"W-well, I-i-i'll definitely give this cafe a bad review on the internet, just you see!" >"Sure you will." >Leave the cafe >Shit my pants on my way home because of lactose.
10/10 Would buy coffee again.
Best part is you end up not giving it a bad review. Her last line is the trigger.
Although I'm not sure it's enough to be taken as a fact, thus it may not work. Perhaps wording it to "You will give it a bad review." will work?
