Wait, can you be a NEET and a yandere simultaneously?
I don't think the two are mutually exclusive, but thinking about it you'd probably be able to calm her down if you got her the newest handleheld before she ran you through with the knife.
*tremble*Uu...Uah...W-WAIT! CALM DOWN, HATSUYUKI!!
Calm down, okay?Why...?*tremble*Why are you holding hands with another ship?