Eiki is gonna give you a B A D T I M E .

I didn't realize this was animated until I saw the tags, then I noticed she was moving up and down.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrEmzIuu2wE

"It's dangerous to go alone! Take this with you..."

poij said:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrEmzIuu2wE

Nice link.

Sachiko said:

Eiki is gonna give you a B A D T I M E .

I'd totally play an Undertale mod with an Eiki boss battle.

Bonus points for being entirely black-and-white.

She's canonically the strongest character you ever face in the entire Touhou franchise.

You're gonna have more than a bad time.

Not really, that thing got discarded a while ago, and Hecatia is explicitly declared to be greater than Eiki.

Birds are singing, flowers are blooming... On days like these, kids like you... Should be burning in hell.

jdwdesu said:

Birds are singing, flowers are blooming... On days like these, kids like you... Should be burning in hell.

Man, that quote really does fit here. Now I'm imagining a time-travelling (sorta), joke-cracking lazy Shiki Eiki.

EAF-2000 said:

She's canonically the strongest character you ever face in the entire Touhou franchise.

You're gonna have more than a bad time.

According to ZUN in an interview about Touhou 15 found in Strange Creators of Outer World, that title is likely now taken by Hecatia.

Translation from Maidens of the Kaleidoscope:

9. Hecatia is a being beyond Gensokyo and Lunar Capital, of course is greater than Eiki. (4chan power-level-argumen-er intensifies)