I thought of translating this page, but seeing how my kanji knowledge is still lacking and Futo always uses old language, I think it's best to leave it to someone more capable of doing it .Thanks for it.

And who is the damnation that dares to trick our beloved Futo?!

Number 4 modern layman's translation:

"Hmm... You want to be my lover... Excuse me, but what do lovers do? Ah, we simply undress and make out (I want to write "do it in the road" but what the hell)! I get it!"

WARNING: DO NOT EVER ATTEMPT TO DO IT IN THE ROAD, BECAUSE DOING IT IN THE ROAD IS DELETERIOUS TO THE NORMAL FUNCTIONING OF THE ROAD, AND CERTAIN CULTURAL NORMS AND LAWS PROHIBIT THE ACT OF DOING IT IN AFORESAID ROAD.

GiromCalica said:

Number 4 modern layman's translation:

"Hmm... You want to be my lover... Excuse me, but what do lovers do? Ah, we simply undress and make out (I want to write "do it in the road" but what the hell)! I get it!"

WARNING: DO NOT EVER ATTEMPT TO DO IT IN THE ROAD, BECAUSE DOING IT IN THE ROAD IS DELETERIOUS TO THE NORMAL FUNCTIONING OF THE ROAD, AND CERTAIN CULTURAL NORMS AND LAWS PROHIBIT THE ACT OF DOING IT IN AFORESAID ROAD.

Instructions unclear, got dick stuck under tire.