Ok I put a translation request tag on here two months ago somebody translate this, it's drivin' me nuts here!

これで解ったかしら？　ペニスが子宮にまで入るなんて　幻想よ。。。まるで子供だわ。

子宮口の大きさを　貴方にも解りやすく説明すると　そうね。。。パスタ一本分といったところかしら。

Enjoy your weird 当て字 shit, I can't write any translation notes while staring at those hideous fallopian tubes

Okay let me have a go at this.

With this, I'll have enough drywall compound? It's hard to import this stuff to Venus (The game takes place on Venus, apparently) and then it's so expensive. I'm so glad I can finally build a house (Should be 'home' maybe? LaC? I can never decide if 'home' or 'house' has more connotations of being a family.)