It's official, Rosehip has become the new Darjeeling... *facepalm*

Glorious.

You cannot escape fate.

Her computer brain needs a cleanup. ;)

To be fair, that's reaching Wile E. Coyote levels of inevitability, so she wouldn't have been safe no matter where she went. At least "creamer on your forehead" is vastly preferable to the elbow to the sternum cracking ribs outcome.