I half expected Pinghai to grab some random snails from the garden.
and then Richelieu to get some brain eating parasites ala that one 1000 ways to die sketch right?
Stick a chopstick inside the conch first, then suck!Can't get any out!Tout petit!Do you happen to have any foie gras, goose livers?Sorry! I wasn't able to find the snails you wanted, so I substituted with some river conch instead! They are about the same anyway!Snails? My, you have such strange tastes.Not what she expectedDUCKGOOSESorry! It's not easy to find domestic geese, so I swapped them out for duck livers instead. They are about the same anyway.Any snails?Goose livers? Got it.Tout petit!So tiny!