How about an abyssal with a passionfruit, in addition to oranges, apples, grapefruit (whole and segmented), pomegranates, greengages, grapes, lemons, plums, mangoes in syrup, and cherries (red and black).
Or worse....A pineapple
schfffAaaahh... AAAAAAAAAGGH!!BLAMYou have now rendered him as 'elpless as a Nu-class who just got all its planes shot down by an AACI!!No, no, no, no, no! Put something into it, for God's sake!!I shall be teaching you the self-defence techniques I've learnt in England!!Today's lesson will be on how to defend yourself against an enemy armed with a banana!!NOMThus disarming him!Next, you eat the banana!!Now you, try coming at me with this banana!! Attack me with it!!Allow me to show you how to defend yourselves against any Abyssal who attacks you armed with a piece of fresh fruit!!Siiigh...First of all, you force him to drop the banana!!
