how come it's still not in the shitty admiral pool?
This isn't so much "shitty" as "overprotective" admiral.
EDIT: Seems I don't know this admiral... Disregard.
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KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJeez~ Mutsu-san.In the dock. a heavy...one, her butt...?Ouch...Hit her butt....? That's quite heavy.Hama-chan had her butt brought to the ground in the dock~What? Hamakaze huh?Ah..Admiral. what are you in such a hurry..And then......Huh?Did a venomous snake bite your ass!? I'll suck it out right now!!
Heavy (english) is pronounced as hebii and hebi is Japanese for snake.It's a heavy job after all.