The long-standing argument of who's more faithful to man: his drag--er, his dog or his wife-u. Obviously the drag--er, dog. Why? Lock both into a trunk and leave them there a few hours. Who'll be more happy to see you when you open it again?
Rem is right to be jealous because Rem knows she doesn't hold a candle to Patrasche. Patrasche best girl. Clever girl.