Me:"Nagato! How do you like my new camouflage? You know for awhile I didn't know green was my color."
Nagato:*drops shell that Zumwalt fired and folds her arms*"I count six missiles jelly sides."
Me:*takes arm behind back and draws his second missile launcher*"I count two missile launchers bitch!"*places empty missile launcher behind him and holds the full one only*"You said you've been sailing for just about a hundred years and seen all manner of shit done to other warships. But I noticed, you never mentioned porpcapping."*pulls back hammer of launcher and pulls trigger*
BANG!!
Nagato:*Taking a missile to her right knee*AH! KAMI!! MUTHAFUCKER!
Me:(While Nagato is whaling and crying in pain in the background)"One hundred years Nagato how many ships you seen come and go huh? Seven thousand? Eight thousand? Nine thousand nine hundred and ninety nine? Every single word that came out of Fuso's mouth was nothing but horse shit. But she was right about one thing! I am that one ship in ten thousand!"*Fires a second missile into Nagato's left knee*
BANG!!
Nagato:(Nagato falls on her back) "AHhahh! YOU SON OF A BITCH! AH! You muthafucker! Kami let me sink this ship! You ain't gonna get away with this Brony! You gonna be hunted down now damn it! YOU CAN SAIL EVERY SEA!-" Me:(walks pass Nagato takes his cigarette and ignites a bomb fuse and walks out the door sail just outside of the harbors mouth and look back as sea-port and re-class battleship hime as both stop behind me)
Nagato:"-YOU IN FOR SOME SHIT NOW! THIS PORT YOKOSAKA BRONY! YOU CAN'T DESTROY YOKOSAKA! Ain't no battleship big enough that can take on all the warships in the world!~ AHH! HAHAHA! BRONY! You black uppity mutha-BOO-BO-BOOOM!!!
Me: (Turns back to look at the abyssal girls Que LADIE KILLER SMILE!)
Q and A: Guess the movie scene.(hint: I count six shots.)
*Cannons on the Yamato-Class BB slowly rotate.* Hm? that was just the secondaries, Dear.
*Grosser Kurfürst steps beside Yamato and loads and aims 420mm cannons with AP.* Ja Yamato... (Grins) She hasn't felt armor penetration and Citadel blows yet. Hmhmhm. Well vhat's the matter Nagato? You thought I wouldn't hear about what you did to Max Schulz did you?
*Grosser Kurfürst steps beside Yamato and loads and aims 420mm cannons with AP.* Ja Yamato... (Grins) She hasn't felt armor penetration and Citadel blows yet. Hmhmhm. Well vhat's the matter Nagato? You thought I wouldn't hear about what you did to Max Schulz did you?
