Oh what a tease. Saved by osmium and concussions.

Also, I didn't because the other translators would have been upset about it, but I was severely tempted to translate Admirals line like this:

Admiral said:

You lost me!... (￣3￣)

Have Tama explain the mating practices, and Ooi and Kitakami are...busy.

One down, one to go.

Not according to keikakuma~

Man, he's even duller than your average harem anime protagonist.

Goddammit, this is just getting old...