................................ That sounds like something Crow T. Robot would do....

Only if it was covered in drawn butter.

... ALL other planets, or just SOME other planets? I'd hate to think Earth is the only weird one that lets depraved doorknob lickers run free, making us the laughingstock of the universe...

NWSiaCB said:

... ALL other planets, or just SOME other planets? I'd hate to think Earth is the only weird one that lets depraved doorknob lickers run free, making us the laughingstock of the universe...

Earth is home to degenerates and illicit licking of turnable handles. Earth is a sick, sick place.