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  • ID: 2756901
  • Uploader: Marlin »
  • Date: about 8 years ago
  • Approver: ShadowbladeEdge »
  • Size: 165 KB .jpg (1000x480) »
  • Source: twitter.com/TH0M45_H3W177/status/875386764801724417 »
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anchovy and gordon ramsay (girls und panzer and 2 more) drawn by monamin
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    CJ Spencer
    about 8 years ago
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    Ramsey, think 10000 times before trying to contest an Italian's cousine, or you'll end up like last time... with a plate crushed on your head.

    Updated by CJ Spencer about 8 years ago

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    arisboch
    about 8 years ago
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    "This plate is so fucking oily, the Americans are going to conquer it!"

    "This plate is so fucking oily, it affects the international oil market!"

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    cd young
    about 8 years ago
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    CJ_Spencer said:

    Ramsey, think 10000 times before trying to contest an Italian's cousine, or you'll end up like last time... with a plate crushed on your head. And you're the last person that can judge an Italian's pasta.

    her plate is *censored,* so it is food of doom.

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    Mincemaker
    about 8 years ago
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    cd_young said:

    her plate is *censored,* so it is food of doom.

    I'm surprised it's possible to screw up on pasta this bad.

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    Garrus
    about 8 years ago
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    Mincemaker said:

    I'm surprised it's possible to screw up on pasta this bad.

    I went to an Italian restaurant where I had to explain what "Manicotti" was to the waitress... and why it wouldn't come with "A Side" of pasta. Things only went downhill from there.

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    BarefeetChaser
    about 8 years ago
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    Garrus said:

    I went to an Italian restaurant where I had to explain what "Manicotti" was to the waitress... and why it wouldn't come with "A Side" of pasta. Things only went downhill from there.

    You know they done fucked it up when you have to explain Italian cuisine in a Italian restaurant.

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    CJ Spencer
    about 8 years ago
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    Garrus said:

    I went to an Italian restaurant where I had to explain what "Manicotti" was to the waitress... and why it wouldn't come with "A Side" of pasta. Things only went downhill from there.

    ... OMG, where is our tradition going to end?

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    Darkagma
    about 8 years ago
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    I'm slightly frustrated that there is only one gordon_ramsay picture.

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    Cliff Edge
    almost 8 years ago
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    arisboch said:

    "This plate is so fucking oily, the Americans are going to conquer it!"

    "This plate is so fucking oily, it affects the international oil market!"

    "THIS SOUP IS DRY!"

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    Mazryonh
    over 7 years ago
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    Darkagma said:

    I'm slightly frustrated that there is only one Gordon Ramsay picture.

    I have a feeling that Gordon Ramsay could have a lot to say to the entire GuP cast and their food. But I don't think Ramsay is well-known in the Japanese artist community on Pixiv anyway.

    If he goes and visits the Kantai Collection characters though, I think he'd say something like "This dish is so fucking oily, an aircraft carrier could refuel from it!"

    And then Akagi would eat it and say "That's not enough!".

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    arisboch
    over 7 years ago
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    Cliff_Edge said:

    "THIS SOUP IS DRY!"

    This soup is so dry, it's a delicacy for Arakkian sandworms!!

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    Mazryonh
    over 7 years ago
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    arisboch said:

    This soup is so dry, it's a delicacy for Arakkian sandworms!!

    I think the word is "Arrakeen sandworms."

    Though if it's got melange in it, you might live for a very long time if you don't stop consuming it . . .

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    arisboch
    over 7 years ago
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    Mazryonh said:

    I think the word is "Arrakeen sandworms."

    Though if it's got melange in it, you might live for a very long time if you don't stop consuming it . . .

    Oops, that typo is especially embarrassing given that I binged on the whole of the Dune novels just a few weeks ago.

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    Mazryonh
    over 7 years ago
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    arisboch said:

    Oops, that typo is especially embarrassing given that I binged on the whole of the Dune novels just a few weeks ago.

    Looks like Shai-Hulud might not be happy about that.

    But the funny thing about this picture is that Gordon Ramsay doesn't yell or swear at people around Anchovy's age during shows like Masterchef Junior. Though if this is picture is set during one of his other shows, he just might resort to that.

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    CGrascal
    over 7 years ago
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    The pasta is f***ing oily, that f***er over there can use it to grease his hair, you f***ing cow.

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    VladDracul2
    over 6 years ago
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    What people often seem to forget is that the reason Ramsay gets so angry at the adults in his shows is because they're "supposed" to be professional chefs, people who have enough knowledge and experience in cooking that they do it for a living, yet they make such basic mistakes or crimes against cooking, all the while refusing to improve or accept any kind of critique, have the nerve to present themselves as great cooks and serve their disgusting creations to people and, to top it all off, charge them for it as though their idiocy had any kind of worth; they basically make an embarrassment of his passion and profession so he's not gonna have any of it.

    The children in his show don't know any better, they're just little kids who are still learning the ropes and like cooking so much they want to learn more of it, hence why he's so kind to them; he's being a teacher.

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    FRien
    over 4 years ago
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    VladDracul2 said:

    What people often seem to forget is that the reason Ramsay gets so angry at the adults in his shows is because they're "supposed" to be professional chefs, people who have enough knowledge and experience in cooking that they do it for a living, yet they make such basic mistakes or crimes against cooking, all the while refusing to improve or accept any kind of critique, have the nerve to present themselves as great cooks and serve their disgusting creations to people and, to top it all off, charge them for it as though their idiocy had any kind of worth; they basically make an embarrassment of his passion and profession so he's not gonna have any of it.

    The children in his show don't know any better, they're just little kids who are still learning the ropes and like cooking so much they want to learn more of it, hence why he's so kind to them; he's being a teacher.

    Pretty much this. Gordon Ramsay is fairly patient with people who don't know, but he get pissed easily at people who are unprofessional. I remember one episode where he saw cooked food being put back in the freezer next to raw food, he completely completely ballistic. And also when he found a dead rat and was accused of planting it. Really, he get more pissed at people being clueless because "you're going to kill someone". If you want to get on his good side, just don't joke around with food.
    And I fully agree with him : if you're going to a restaurant to eat trash, better stay home and cook yourself than pay good money for some atrocity.

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