So you see..... the courier is experiencing some delay, as they have never shipped out three tons of fabric all at once before, but they will get here as soon as possible.
That is why you will be sleeping naked in the woods for a little while longer, but fear not! I have fashioned a pair of panties out of some old bed sheets.
What?
Well of COURSE I prioritized all the good fabric I had in stock for the gigantic-ass bow! Proper head wear is important here!
Don't give me the stink eye! Just cross your arms like your have an attitude, to cover your tits for now, geez.