When he's using Insane Troll Logic like that, there's nothing she could have said that wouldn't have resulted in this. The only response that will make a difference is "Begin shelling!!"
Wrong response Fluffy; you'll just encourage him. The correct response to this situation is "Kyaa, so small!"
You shouldn't do things like wrap yourself in a towel before getting in the bath.That's just bad manners, right?!Decorum is what defines a person.What are you talking about?!
I have wrapped nothing around myself, have I?!You have no room to talk!*Splash!*WAAAAH!
That's not what I meant!
Don't stand up! Don't stand uuup!
