I think this is one of the most epic things I've seen in years.
Agreed
I couldn't get into Pixiv's top ranking …Please teach me an easy way of getting more views.You want an easy way?That's right.If you want an easy way, then watch the new arrivals, and add 100 comments.If you do that, the mist will clear …Forget about Pixiv and rest in peace!Gi hi hi hihi hi hiNo matter how many times we talk to the vapid artist, our words never seem to reach them.Your pictures won't get into the absolute ranking!
It's because anything other than Touhou and Vocaloid pictures get ignored!Look at that!(♪)The end.I want to know an easy method of increasing my number of views.Love them …… Listen …It vanished …But … We can't give up …Look, at the latest submissions. At a glance …most of them …are vapid!B-but …Will we be able to convince them?I'm not that confident …… You'll get in …You'll get in …If you love your pictures …You'll certainly get in …Love them …Love your pictures …3 days later, I finished my tour of the new arrivals.There!(♪)The number of views of my new works still stayed in 2 digits, but...
I got two new comments.Oh!(♪)How could it be...Pixiv's vapid artists are becoming an evil existence themselves...
