Title: 「なんだこれは！？」("What the hell are those!?")
Caption: 「私こんなの知らない、こんなのついてない。」("I don't know, I don't have such things.")

shiki's mind: AHH!! those are HUGE!!

Its moments like this that made TeVo

sprong!

What we can't see is Yukari off-screen about to shove someone.

Shikieiki face expression is priceless.

Gee, the rod pointing straight up doesn't mean anything, right?

Shiki: "You've got the job!"

BEHOLD!