Miyuki of course, got all the good genes.

Well my snake's soild now (And imagine the codec calls with her educating her allies on things)

finalagent said:
Miyuki of course, got all the good genes.

While Minami got the short end of the stick. I bet she's prepping up the Hind somewhere already.

StriderTuna said:
Well my snake's soild now (And imagine the codec calls with her educating her allies on things)

That would make Meiling, Paramedic and all those other general information people pretty useless huh? Guess they could replace them with Konata and her video game metaphors.

Konata : "You'll need to get the keys off the final boss of this level! He's a long distance type of attacker with a perfect condition Flamethrower so you'll need to hide inside your box (which I'm sure will be a tight fit right Bouncy Snake?), he also uses a lot of grabs and such at close range so be prepared to shake the joystick quickly before he takes you out! Press pause to collect yourself and heal all your injuries before going out for another round!"

Miyuki : o.o "Izumi-San...could you repeat all that?"

I can imagine these things:

Cambell- Konata
Mei-Ling- Tsukasa (though saving might take a while... its tsukasa we're talking about here!)
Kagami would be the weapon expert (It'd be very Miyuki to know the specs and history, but not to use them!)

Bosses?
Minami- Flat Snake
Yutaka- Moe Mantis
Patty- Weeaboo Raven
Hiyori- Revolver Doujin

Ayano- Sniper Dog
Misao- Side Character Ninja.

Snake, do you think moe can bud, even on the battlefield?

StriderTuna said:
Minami- Flat Snake

And the last battle would have to be against Flat Snake riding in a Metal Gear Cherry.

finalagent said:
And the last battle would have to be against Flat Snake riding in a Metal Gear Cherry.

Oh Lawl.... And I thought of instead of choking foes, she'd sufficate them with her chest.

And in Lucky Gear Solid 4, would Bouncy Snake become MILF snake?

Btw Yukari- Big Boss
or Miki- EVA

Of course not! Miyuki can't be Milf Snake...that name would be reserved to Yukari before she becomes Big Boss! Although I find the idea that Miki is EVA awesome.

Miyuki would be more like...Hypnotic Snake. As in, no one can resist her oddly clumsy charms, Konata injected her with supreme nano machines that made her stop aging at around 22! A total bombshell.

And of course, her smothering move was also probably a Konata idea. Either that or Miyuki just keeps falling on people accidentally, sending them to heaven in more ways than one.

Who would Raiden be though? Akira?

I think it might be that Tanned blonde student in the manga and PS2 game!

I said MILF since it's a semi-play for old. Akira would be Drebin....

And What if Minoru was Otacon?

So would she be melon snake then?

Still great idea about Yukari.

And the Miki angle is nice since in LGS4, the line "Call me Big Momma!" would make sense! I wonder what roles Kagami's sisters would play... I think one would be Naomi.... lol what if the other plays vamp...

Raiden (Ko): So that's why she's called Vamp....
"Sheryl Nome" (Bouncy Snake in disguise): Um....
Con. Konata: She's called Vamp due to the fact she thinks girls are fine too. Careful Raidenko!, she might pull you into some hot yuri action!
Raiden: ...

Heeey, the original MGS sneak suit, nice.

Alternate casting:

Otakonata (Konata)
- Self-explanatory.
Tsundere Wolf (Kagami)
- Due to her relationship with the previously mentioned character. A proud wolf who's hesitant to show affection.
Doujin Mantis (Hiyori)
- Except she keeps the sick thoughts to herself instead of keeping them out.
Revving Ocelot (Yui)
- Uses her gunslinging skills on the battlefield and at shooting ranges during Japanese festivals. She's actually the one who's driving the tank.
Canon Raven (Soujirou)
- Has the most equipment for shooting/taking shots of underage girls.
Cosplay Octopus (Patricia)
- Self-explanatory.
Meryl (Tsukasa)
- She's new to the game, as shown in the OAV.
Master Miller (Kuroi)
- Tsukasa's opposite.
Mei-Ling (Yutaka)
- Best to keep her off the battlefield.
Campbell (Minoru)
- 140.85 is now Lucky Channel.
Naomi (Akira)
- Also on Lucky Channel. Talks sweetly before informing you about FOXDIE.

Not bad as well; some ways are better.... but who'd be the cyborg ninja?

StriderTuna said:
Not bad as well; some ways are better.... but who'd be the cyborg ninja?

Kanata? Wouldn't that be quite the twist!

But then again, I might put her into being the Sorrow...sorrowful at how much her daughter acts like her dad.

Maybe the ninja could be that blue haired kid we see in the last episode...I forget her name. She could be trying to drain Bouncy Snake and other factions of as much cash as she can get, Miyuki is rich after all.

Misao as Gray Fox seemed fitting enough (turning soldiers into meatballs in the hallway, bringing up the 3-second rule when Ocelot's hand drops to the floor, laughing like a good sport even when taking a beating from Bouncy Snake or MG Cherry). Kanata can be seen in various parts of the game when using the camera.

Yeah.... now that you mention that... that would be so Misao. "Ahahah This is fun!" and I can imagine Revolver Doujin being upset about losing her good writing hand!

I can imagine the speech from her being "Big Boss.... she was the perfect doujin heroine in the ample flesh... you're just like her..."

This was the funniest thing ever.

if Konata was Otacon, we could have Yutaka as Emma...

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